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Karate Kid rant while drinking sizzurp

i drank legit sizzurp last night for the first time; you know codeine sprite jolly rancher vodka.. the stuff dirty south rap guys be drinking. Smoked some L's and killed a bottle of that shit and watched every karate kid ever made. Let me tell ya; karate kid rules. regardless if you're inebriated or not, elizabeth shue , ralph machio, mr. miyagi, the soundtrack, the style.... all rules. lets start from the begining/


so Danelson (Ralphy Machio) moves from Jersey to cali, immediately charms some chick, gets into some shit with her ex man cuz he's jealous of that jersey slim charma shit (and ralphy plays it up very well i might add), then ends up kicking that dude in his face via the crane technique, which to me looks blockable but Danielson's sansei , Mr. Miyogi, says its impenetrable but whatever, its a movie..
Elisabeth Shue, the underage girl of my dreams, shows off her maturing body in her very first scene on the beach. That blue one piece with the little white girl butt,,, mm mm mmmmm scrumptious. I immediately fell in love with this girl as she fell for the karate kid as they exchanged glances in the sand. Then the bully ( Mr. Lawrence) , who also is babygirl's ex boyfriend , comes and kicks Danielson's ass.. ha played.... but is he reeally played??
first of all, this kid is from Newark New Jersey... fuckin brick city new jersey..Newark kids are fly dudes who fuck niggaz up , smoke dust, and charm chicks.

Granted, he did get his shit rocked in front of this brand new pussy he's trying to charm but he did trying to stand up for her honor! Mr. Lawrence came, took babygirl's radio, smashed it, then mr. karate kid came in like yo nigga, whats good with that shit , yaknow?? At that point, I knew, win or lose, babygirl was his puss all the way.

Holy shit, Elisabeth Shue's early high school flirt game is to die for... From then on, after the sandy beat down, babygirl was crushin on young danielson hard body. She runs up to him at gym class , cut off sweatshirt , sweet mesh shorts showing off her bodacious california legs and steals his soccer ball and bounces it off her legs and knees and shit just to prove to him that he taught her something at the beach being the true soccer rocker that he is!(and to show off those milky ass thighs too i guess) Then, there's a scene that almost gives me a boner. The scene when she sees him in the lunchline, gets out of line, runs up next to him and just says hi all cute like sorta biting her lip a little bit because her pussy gets a little wet just being next to him is fuckin wowzers.. I'm sitting on my couch leaning the fuck out with just a huge fuckin grin rewinding that 3 second scene like eight times.. and her hair all curled out, her mini skirt, her overall style i could just jerk off all over that scene ..




The cobra kai's (Mr. Lawrence and his possse) are dustheads. They start the movie out being relatively calm, beating on Danielson every now and again and actually yelling at Mr. Lawrence once for beating D-son up too bad! That all changes at the Halloween dance when, in my mind, Mr. Lawrence puts the crew onto a little thing called angel dust. Mr. Lawrence is in the bathroom rolling up a blunt in the bathroom stall with his headphones on blasting!! My friend was trying to tell me he was just rolling a joint or some shit but what kind of pothead rolls a spliff in the school bathroom with their i pod on full volume and no look out! thats a fuckin dusthead move right there! unfortunately for the crew though, they didn't get the chance to get shermed that night for Danielson drenched Mr. Lawrence while he was rockin out rolling the thing drooling all over himself. so of course they rolled out to fuck that nigga up for ruining the L and Mr. Lawrence was fuckin pissed! That was the last night the cobra kais took it easy on Danielson. The transition is incredible. From that point on, the cobra kais start talking mad shit, get mad aggro over nothing, and say the most random dumb shit that makes not a lot of sense. For example, Danielson and baby girl walk by the crew one day in the quad and one of the kais says "what is it, take a worm for a walk day?" what the fuck? are you serious,, my man's thinkin about sherm so much that he incorporates random bullshit disses that ryme with his new favorite thing in the world and swears that his nonsense is profound and deep and hurtful. Classic dusthead shit! Another Cobra Kai, bleaches his hair (and eyebrows, mind you) and harbors a new found hatred for Danielson. earlier in the flick, this newly bleached dude would almost protect Danielson against Mr. Lawrence but now initiates a lot of the contact. Another symptom of getting wet. Thank you Mr. Lawrence for getting the rest of your friends into smoking dust.