life and times of Patrick Swayze

in honor of Roadhouse being on tv right now, ima break you off with a little bit of this ...... yeah I know what you're thinking , Don't you see his wang in that shit? which I'm pretty sure you're right but I don't have the time, patience and means of getting the exact time stilled in the movie; so sorry about that bros.  He looks like this now anyway so don't worry too much ... I'd say he's got a good couple weeks left in him,, so in honor of the wonderful life that isn't quite over yet , I give you this... I love you Swayze

kids

GETTING DUSTED

This is the best comparison I can make from being sober to high with videos.  Pretty much the two best things on youtube.

SOBER

DUSTED

Eyeballs looking up at you like a degenerate

Getting head at any time rules; just to get that outta the way.  But you know when you're getting blown sitting/standing there just zoning off, looking down, feeling hair stretching and shit and you look down and see those eyeballs staring at you wanting and innocent like its pretty bugged out.  At that moment I feel like I should be small talking like "You see Nova last night? How incredible is it that all the frogs are dying?" And no one wants small talk ever, especially when you're trying to bust regardless if you're gay, underage, Moby, or a degenerate.  
  If you haven't seen this by now you're a D.

Camera Obscura first listen

Never was a fan of this band before.  Perfect weather to be coming out with a record like this though.  It's got the whole April showers bring May flowers vibe but also works very well as a background album from start to finish while you and your homeys get roached all day, drink beers on the stoop, fry up some fish, and not be so overtly punk rock.

Camera Obscura - My Maudlin Career